Michael Mayton

Movies about battlefields and earth = // religions.

So. Battlefield earth was blazing up my television screen last night, burning it up, platform shoesing it up. sigh. TALL. travolta. TALL TRAVOLTA, www.travolta.com /// look into my eyes they are really F*ing blue. /// photography treatment.

ANY WHO.

Battlefield Earth, for those who dont know is the brain child of, L Ron Hubsy., u got tricked. Ok back to the battlefield. It is filled with people on platform shoes with terrible makeup, and poorly designed futuristic breathing devices. I really love when sci-fi dudes strap a paper clip to a persons nose and say that is purifying the air…. There is a difference between futuristic and crap // paper clip = fail. and for that matter it is hard to make a stilted travolta cool, when a travolta travolta hasnt been cool since saturday night fever…

JOHN IS STYLE. and now compare him to this…

I AM YOUR CHEESE WIZ MASTER WITH MY CHEESE WIZ GUN!!!!! I also am a Rastafarian????

Look John, nobody ever could breathe because of a paper clip, and bringing back platform shoes was a mistake in 2000. We were worried about the innernette not knowing what year it was. You should have put gold fish in those puppies like in “Im gonna git you sucka!”

MORE FROM IM GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA BECAUSE IT SQUASHES B-FIELD EARTHS!!!!