Michael Mayton

Is whiskey our friend or our enemy.

February 23, 2009 on 12:55 pm | In Mike That Mayt |

Oh my dearest pal. How have you been? U still taste wonderful.

Elliot Smith was right when he said you work better than beer. So who here drinks vodka? Well sir not me. I suppose that whiskey drinkers and vodka drinkers are a different breed… I think dennis leary described it best when he did his whole peach schnapps kick in No cure for cancer. I cant find it on innernettes so here is a link to his french bit which is super duper hilarious.

Denis was coked out of his freakin mind during that performance. Which has nothing to do with whiskey. Which gets me back to the subject of whether whiskey is in fact our friend or our enemy. So here are the pluses and minuses all grouped into one list so you cant tell what i think is a plus or a minus.

1. It works fast.
2. It damages your liver bad i think.
3. It tastes great.
4. It looks brown.
5. When the bar tender pours it into a shot glass it makes a really nice liquid noise.
6. It works better than beer.
7. It makes you fall asleep.
8. It makes you awake.
9. It smells delicious.
10. It tastes really bad when its on the bottom shelf of a liqour store.

Ok. I love scotch, and i love bourbon. Canadian blended stuff is crap, xcept for crown royal. You get what you pay for, as with most things in life.

I will continue to drink you whiskey, and hope for the best. I dont know if i love you, or if you love me, but our relationship seems to be working for the time being, and i am cool with u. <3 <3 you r my friend 4 now.