Michael Mayton

I am a prisoner in your lost universe.

I have an extensive “ass” rated movie collection most of which has been hammed up and down from my father. Over the years i have received dozens of shazzy flicks some of which are just a complete mind fuck of terribleness.

Have you ever been let down from a movie ending? Have you ever been continuously let down throughout the entire flick and sat wondering wtf is the director thinking he must have eaten 15 gel tabs and guzzled a half gal of old grandad.

Answer: YES AND YES!

Well, Prisoner of the Lost Universe is great! Its not like any of the things i described above. MMM it is delicious, like a boston cream donut straight out of the oven at D and D music factory.

Main Character: Richard Awesome Super Horse Hatch

You may remember him from such films as: “I have a great bowl cut” or “My pants are actiony”
He is the main character and gets thrown into this universe… wait im telling this story all wrong. whatever im bad at book reports. So yeah, he is an electrician that falls madly in love with this woman:

Horse mouth stupid talk real name = Carrie:

Carrie Says Somthing Dumb

She is going to meet some doctor about somthing he falls into a teleporter, then she falls into the teleporter then richard hatch falls into the teleporter and they are all lost in another universe. Which looks like someplace in rural california. Actually the whole movie looks like this guy:

But anyway, chick gets kidnapped and hatch has to save her using all of his electriciany tools like a screw driver and some wire from a super evil villain who has harnessed the power of a single shot musket pistol. And apparently no one can KILL HIM! NO ONE!!

No one can kill kleel!

So in the end Hatch kills kleel and they make it back to their home in california, about three blocks from the set of the flick. Worth watching if you love movies like movies, that star big named stars like kleel.

And I never needed to make this post because this already explains everything for me.

Ugh.