Michael Mayton

The Spice of Life…

Brian Chirlin once said “The spice of life is a burrito in hand saturated with hot sauce and hot peppers, and a fast woman by your side.” Well said Brian, I can agree with the woman but the burrito im not so sure of. Brian was a young man when he first started munching on the sacred microwavable food delicacy known as “the burrito.” He knew what he liked, and even more than that, he knew what he loved. Although, he didn’t know, what he was getting himself into. For years he toiled with the task of eating microwavable burritos. Pleasure marked with pain. Walking on a fine line of love, hate, and burritos. Freezer burnt, vegetarian, beef, chicken, he had tried them all. One thing that we both agreed on… Microwavable burritos always taste like crap.