Michael Mayton

Happy New Year!

Everyone bring in the New Year with Brian Chirlin the “Executive Lumber Jack!” This year may all your resolutions come true.

All for a Fish.

So the other day I walked into the pet store, feeling saucy might I add, and a rather large fish tank caught my eye. It was right for the price. So I ended up making the purchase. I have a two gallon bucket, and I used that to fill the entire 50 gallon tank. Thats 25 trips, for those who are as good at math as I am. As Dude Lebowski would say “It really ties the room together” he would also say “I’m the dude man.” But… Thats a different story.

The Spice of Life…

Brian Chirlin once said “The spice of life is a burrito in hand saturated with hot sauce and hot peppers, and a fast woman by your side.” Well said Brian, I can agree with the woman but the burrito im not so sure of. Brian was a young man when he first started munching on the sacred microwavable food delicacy known as “the burrito.” He knew what he liked, and even more than that, he knew what he loved. Although, he didn’t know, what he was getting himself into. For years he toiled with the task of eating microwavable burritos. Pleasure marked with pain. Walking on a fine line of love, hate, and burritos. Freezer burnt, vegetarian, beef, chicken, he had tried them all. One thing that we both agreed on… Microwavable burritos always taste like crap.

Trashy Loser Gets a Website.

Kevin Federline has unveiled his new site recently. Its a wonderful display of how awful this guy truly is. How many people want to watch Kevin Federline’s pathetic music career crumble? Everyone. Without further delay here it is. If you want to go further into the world of garbage go to his myspace page as well.

K Fed Lame Website
K Fed Lame Myspace

One Great Cartoon

The house of Cosby´s is one heck of a great show. Absolutely hilarious but only after four episodes Bill Cosby´s lawyer sent out a cease and desist letter so the show was pulled from channel 101. We can still relish in the bliss of the first four episodes being hosted from a few sites currently. Theo. Rudy. Eat the pudding.

Original Host

I believe that Channel101.com has yanked the episodes so this link will work.

Check it Here

Bringing in the New Year.

The new year is quickly approaching. Wonderful isn’t it. I wonder if Dick Clark is still hosting the ball drop.

Merry Christmas

Everyone have a Merry Christmas, see you all this week with more updates.

Happy Holidays

Its the day of Christmas Eve and michaelmayton.com wishes everyone happy holidays!!

Enjoy the Holidays.

I think this is one of the most hilarious things I have ever done.

Top Sellers.

Oddly enough 50 cents mockery of rap album tops the charts at number one for 2005. I suppose the public is helping pollute the music industry just as much as it pollutes the atmosphere. I am not saying that 50 cents rubbish tunes are melting any polar ice caps, but I am saying that it is washing away the minds of American youths.

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